Sailor Moon (English Version)
Episode 96 "Hello, Sailor Mini Moon"
Closed Caption Transcript
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  >> IT'S A FESTIVAL OF FUN, 
  FRIENDS, FAST FOOD, AND FIENDS 
  TODAY, AS A CHAMPION DRUMMER 
  BECOMES THE HEART-SNATCHERS' 
  NEXT TARGET. 
  WILL THE SAILOR SCOUTS 
  GET POUNDED? 
  OR WILL A NEW, PINT-SIZED FRIEND 
  SAVE THE DAY? 
  THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 
  TO FIND OUT, AND THAT'S 
  FOR YOU TO STAY TUNED. 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   NEVER RUNNING 
   FROM A REAL FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE WILL NEVER TURN 
   HER BACK ON A FRIEND 
   SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
   TO DEFEND 
   SHE IS THE ONE ON 
   WHOM WE CAN DEPEND 
   SHE'S THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR... 
   SAILOR VENUS! 
   SAILOR MERCURY! 
   SAILOR MARS! 
   SAILOR JUPITER! 
   THE SECRET POWERS 
   ARE SO NEW TO HER 
   SHE IS ONE 
   NAMED SAILOR MOON 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   WHEN THE SAILORS 
   GET TO HELP FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE 
   SAILOR MOON!  
  (phone buttons blipping) 
  (telephone ringing) 
  (telephone ringing) 
  (telephone ringing) 
  >> WHAT TAKES THEM SO LONG 
  TO ANSWER THAT PHONE 
  UP IN WITCHES 5 RESEARCH? 
  >> BUREAU OF BAD BEHAVIOUR. 
  TO WHO MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL? 
  ONE MOMENT: 
  I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH. 
  >> YES, THIS IS EUCHIAL. 
  >> YES, HELLO. 
  DR. TOMOE HERE. 
  I READ YOUR REPORT. 
  >> YOU LIKED IT! 
  >> WELL, 
  IT'S RATHER INTERESTING. 
  >> GLAD TO HEAR IT. 
  I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF 
  PURSUING MY RESEARCH 
  AND HAVE FOUND A POSSIBLE 
  PURE HEART CRYSTAL. 
  >> THAT'S EXCELLENT NEWS, 
  EUCHIAL, EXCELLENT. 
  WHO IS IT? 
  >> THE TARGET IS A WELL-RENOWNED 
  DRUMMER, DR. TOMOE. 
  ALL OF OUR INFORMATION INDICATES 
  SHE MUST POSSESS 
  A PURE HEART CRYSTAL. 
  >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 
  TO KNOW FOR SURE. 
  SO, I'VE BEEN WORKING NIGHT 
  AND DAY ON MY NEW AND IMPROVED 
  HEART-SNATCHERS. 
  I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS ONE 
  PERFECTLY SUITED 
  FOR YOUR MISSION. 
  SO, THERE'S NO REASON TO FAIL. 
  (machinery humming) 
  (alarms wailing) 
  (zapping) 
  >> SAWYER! 
  (clanging) 
  (tires squealing) 
  >> WHAT'S THE RUSH? 
  >>> AHH! 
  >> HELLO, GIRLFRIENDS, 
  WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 
  WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! 
  DID YOU ALL FORGET? 
  IT'S THE KIMONO FESTIVAL. 
  >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? 
  >> OF COURSE NOT. 
  >> WE'LL LOOK TOTALLY FAB 
  IN OUR KIMONOS, WON'T WE? 
  >>> WE'LL BE HOT, HOT, HOT! 
  >> YOU'RE COMING, RIGHT, AMY? 
  WE CAN TAKE ONE DAY OFF 
  STUDY-BUDDIES. 
  >> THAT'S RIGHT. 
  ANYWAY, WE'RE NOT TAKING "NO" 
  FOR AN ANSWER. 
  >> MM-HMM! 
  >> WELL, YOU GUYS, THE KIMONO 
  FESTIVAL'S MY FAVOURITE. 
  >>> (cheering) 
  >> DOES ANYBODY KNOW 
  WHAT'S UP WITH RAYE TODAY? 
  SHE SAID WE COULDN'T STUDY 
  AT THE TEMPLE, 
  BUT SHE WOULDN'T SAY WHY. 
  >> THINK SHE'S MAD AT US? 
  >> AHH! 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> AHHH... 
  UHH! 
  (bike crashing) 
  OWWW... 
  OW... AH... 
  OUCH. 
  OW. 
  OW, OW... 
  >> OOH, THAT HURT. 
  >> YOWCH. 
  >> HELLO, RAYE! 
  >> MAYA, I AM SO SORRY I'M LATE! 
  >> DON'T WORRY. 
  I JUST GOT HERE 
  TWO MINUTES AGO. 
  MY PRACTICE WENT LONGER 
  THAN I PLANNED. 
  GUESS I'M A BIT NERVOUS 
  ABOUT THE FESTIVAL. 
  >>> (inaudible whispering) 
  >> WHO'S THAT GIRL 
  SITTING WITH RAYE? 
  >> HER NEW BEST FRIEND. 
  >> NO WAY! 
  LIKE ANYONE COULD EVER TAKE 
  MY PLACE. 
  >> FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 
  I'M RAYE'S NUMBER ONE 
  AND ONLY BEST FRIEND. 
  >> MAYBE SHE'S LOOKING FOR 
  SOMEONE NEW FOR THE JOB, 
  AND THIS IS THE INTERVIEW. 
  >> WHY DON'T WE JUST 
  GO AND ASK HER? 
  >> BECAUSE THEN SHE'LL THINK 
  WE'RE SPYING. 
  NAH, WHAT WE NEED IS TO BE ABLE 
  TO EAVESDROP, INVISIBLE-LIKE. 
  >> NO WAY! 
  YOU GET NERVOUS? 
  >> BEFORE EVERY SHOW. 
  >> I'D LOVE TO HELP. 
  MY GRANDPA SHOWED ME TONS OF 
  RELAXATION TECHNIQUES. 
  >> HELLO, GIRLS. 
  TWO HOT CHOCOLATE SPECIALS. 
  >> YES, PLEASE. 
  AND WE'D LIKE TO SPLIT A PIECE 
  OF THE SUPER-DOOPER, 12-DECKER, 
  CHOCOLATE CHIP CHEESECAKE, TOO. 
  >> OOH! 
  (gasping) 
  >> GUESS I'M JUST PARANOID. 
  OR MAYBE NOT! 
  >> (server gasping) 
  OHH... UHH... 
  DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING, HON? 
  (gasping) 
  IS THIS SOME NEW TEEN CRAZE 
  I DON'T KNOW ABOUT? 
  I REALLY GOT TO GET TO WORK. 
  (gasping) 
  >>> AAHHH! 
  WHOA-OAH! 
  >> (server) 
  LOOK OUT! 
  GREAT, NOW I'M PROBABLY 
  GONNA GET SUED. 
  >> SERENA, AMY, LITA, MINA, 
  THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 
  AHH! 
  WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME? 
  >> (Maya) 
  RAYE? 
  >> YES, MAYA? 
  >> ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS 
  ABOUT THE HELP? 
  >> ABSOLUTELY. 
  >> GREAT! 
  CAN WE START TODAY? 
  >> SURE, JUST SAY WHAT TIME. 
  I'LL BE HONOURED TO HELP YOU 
  CONQUER YOUR FEAR. 
  >> (weeping) 
  >> OKAY, RAYE, SPILL. 
  WHO'S YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND 
  AND HOW COME WE'VE NEVER 
  MET HER BEFORE? 
  >> YEAH, RAYE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  >> HER NAME'S MAYA 
  AND SHE'S DRUMMING AT 
  THE FESTIVAL FOR ME TONIGHT. 
  >> OH, YEAH, YOU'RE ON 
  THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE, 
  RIGHT? 
  >> YOU'RE ON 
  THE COMMITTEE, RAYE? 
  >> YEAH, MY GRANDPA'S FRIEND 
  RUNS THE FESTIVAL AND ASKED ME 
  TO BOOK THE TALENT FOR HIM. 
  >> SO YOU GO AND BOOK 
  SOMEONE WHO HITS A CIRCLE WITH 
  TWO STICKS INSTEAD OF 
  YOUR ROCK STAR FRIEND, CHAD? 
  IF YOU ASK ME, THEY SHOULD HAVE 
  PUT YOU ON THE BORING COMMITTEE, 
  NOT THE TALENT COMMITTEE. 
  >> CAN IT, MEATBALLBRAIN! 
  >> CALM DOWN, RAYE. 
  AFTER ALL, 
  IT'S ONLY YOUR FIRST YEAR. 
  YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: 
  IF AT FIRST YOU REALLY BOMB... 
  >> THEN TRY AND TRY AGAIN. 
  >> YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID. 
  >> IT WON'T BOMB. 
  I JUST HOPE 
  MAYA'S PHOBIA WON'T RUIN 
  HER PERFORMANCE, THAT'S ALL. 
  WHATEVER. 
  IF I DON'T HELP MAYA, 
  HER CAREER COULD BE OVER. 
  >> WHAT'S WRONG? 
  SHE STINK? 
  >> SHE'S A WORLD CHAMPION, 
  BUT SHE TOLD ME TODAY SHE'S BEEN 
  GETTING REALLY BAD STAGE FRIGHT, 
  AND IT GETS WORSE 
  WITH EVERY PERFORMANCE. 
  SHE'S EVEN THINKING 
  OF GIVING UP DRUMMING. 
  >> SO, YOU WEREN'T HOLDING 
  AN INTERVIEW FOR 
  A NEW BEST FRIEND, 
  LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO THOUGHT? 
  >> NO! 
  I THINK FOUR BEST FRIENDS IS 
  ENOUGH, DON'T YOU? 
  >> DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN GET IN 
  THE FESTIVAL FOR FREE, THEN? 
  >> YEAH, BEST FRIEND FREEBIES! 
  PICK YOU UP AROUND 6:00. 
  >> SORRY, THEY DON'T GIVE OUT 
  ANY FREE TICKETS. 
  HMM... BUT I CAN FIND A WAY FOR 
  YOU TO GET IN WITHOUT PAYING. 
  >> OH, WOW! 
   (drums beating)  
  >> (child laughing) 
  >> (Serena) 
  GOLDFISH SCOOPING, RIGHT HERE! 
  COME SCOOP YOUR GOLDFISH! 
  >>> (crowd chattering) 
  >> TRY YOUR LUCK AT 
  CATCHING GOLDFISH, AND DON'T 
  FORGET TO TIP THE GONG GIRL. 
  OHHH... 
  THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND 
  WHEN RAYE SAID SHE'D GET US 
  INTO THE FESTIVAL FOR FREE. 
  >> OH, COME ON. 
  IT'S FUN WORKING 
  WITH ALL THE LITTLE KIDS. 
  >> THEN TRADE WITH ME! 
  >> NO WAY, SERENA. 
  ANYWAY, YOUR SHRIEK'S PERFECT 
  FOR ATTRACTING CROWDS. 
  >> (groaning) 
  >> IS THAT A GOOD PADDLE? 
  >> I THINK YOU'LL CATCH ONE 
  FOR SURE. 
  >> THANKS. 
  >> LIKE THIS... 
  PATIENCE... AND SCOOP! 
  >>> (laughing) 
  >> SORRY, BOYS, I CAN ONLY HELP 
  ONE OF YOU AT A TIME, OKAY? 
  >>> WHO ASKED FOR HELP, LADY? 
  >> WE JUST WANT PADDLES. 
  >> AND THEY BETTER BE GOOD. 
  >> OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA TELL 
  OUR PARENTS ON YOU. 
  >> YOU WANT THREE PADDLES? 
  I'LL GIVE YOU PADDLES. 
  HERE. 
  GOOD LUCK. 
  >> WHOA! 
  >> HEY! 
  >> AHH! 
  >>> (moaning) 
  >> BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! 
  >> GOLDFISH HERE! 
  SCOOP YOUR GOLDFISH! 
  >> (Amara) 
  WORKING HARD, SERENA, 
  OR HARDLY WORKING? 
  >> (Serena) 
  HEY, YOU GUYS! 
  YOU ARE SO THE BOMB 
  IN THOSE KIMONOS. 
  >>> HI, YOU TWO. 
  >> SO, YOU EARNING ARCADE MONEY? 
  >> EARNING MONEY? 
  NO! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> JUST VOLUNTEERING. 
  WANNA TRY YOUR LUCK, AMARA? 
  >> SURE, WHY NOT? 
  I LOVE GOLDFISH. 
  >> LET'S TRY. 
  >> GOOD LUCK, AMARA! 
  >> (Amara) 
  HOW COME YOU GAVE THE FISH AWAY 
  TO THAT LITTLE KID? 
  >> WE DON'T HAVE TIME 
  FOR A PET, AMARA. 
  HE'D BE LONELY. 
  >> WANNA GO CHECK OUT 
  THE BONSAI COLLECTION? 
  >> YEAH, I HEARD IT'S AMAZING. 
  BUT LET'S GET 
  SOMETHING TO EAT FIRST. 
  >> OHH, I WISH WE COULD GO OFF 
  AND EAT WHEN WE WANTED. 
  INSTEAD OF PUSHING FISH 
  ALL NIGHT. 
  >> OH, COME ON. 
  ONE NIGHT OF WORK ISN'T GONNA DO 
  ANY PERMANENT DAMAGE. 
  >> HMM? 
  OOH! 
  I THINK THE DAMAGE IS DONE. 
  >> TELL ME THAT WAS 
  MY IMAGINATION. 
  (sighing) 
  HUH? 
  (gasping) 
  FINALLY! 
  RAYE! 
  >> BE QUIET! 
  >> RAYE, YOU SAID YOU'D COME 
  AND TAKE MY PLACE! 
  >> SHH! 
  I'M OBSERVING MAYA. 
  >> (grunting) 
  >> OH, WOW, THAT LOOKS HARD. 
  HUH? 
  I DON'T GET IT, THOUGH. 
  SHE'S DRUMMING THAT THING 
  PRETTY GOOD. 
  WHAT'S SHE NEED YOU FOR? 
  >> NERVES. 
  SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN FEELING 
  STRANGE VIBRATIONS LATELY. 
  >> NO! 
  >> I'M HOPING SOME OF GRANDPA'S 
  TECHNIQUES CAN HELP HER RELAX 
  AND GET HER CONFIDENCE BACK. 
  IT'D BE SUCH A SHAME FOR PEOPLE 
  TO MISS OUT ON HER PERFORMANCE. 
  SHE'S SO AMAZING. 
  THE DRUMMING'S SO POWERFUL. 
  IT CAN REALLY MOVE YOUR SPIRITS. 
   (drum beating)  
  SHE'S TOTALLY DEDICATED 
  TO HER ART. 
  I CAN'T LET HER GIVE UP. 
  >> I NEVER THOUGHT 
  OF DRUMMING AS AN ART. 
  >> ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE 
  HEART INTO IS AN ART, I THINK. 
  AND MAYA'S GIVEN HER WHOLE HEART 
  TO IT SINCE SHE WAS LITTLE. 
  >> WHAT? 
  >> SHE'S KNOWN SHE'S WANTED 
  TO PLAY THE DRUMS 
  EVER SINCE SHE CAN REMEMBER. 
  AND SHE'S BECOME ONE OF THE BEST 
  IN THE WORLD. 
  I'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE SHE GETS 
  ON THAT STAGE ALL RIGHT. 
  >> YEAH! 
  >> HMM? 
  >> I CAN HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER 
  THE WORLD'S 
  ALL-TIME BEST PEP TALK. 
  >> YEAH! 
  TOGETHER, WE CAN DO IT. 
  >>> YAY! 
  (laughing) 
  >> IF MY INFORMATION IS CORRECT, 
  THE TARGET'S CLOSE BY. 
  SO, NOW, LET'S BRING HER OUT. 
  TESTING, ONE, TWO, TESTING... 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> TEST, TEST. 
  ONE, TWO, TESTING. 
  MAYA THE DRUMMER, 
  MAYA THE DRUMMER. 
  PLEASE COME TO 
  THE DRUMMING PLATFORM NOW. 
  MAYA THE DRUMMER, PLEASE COME TO 
  THE DRUMMING PLATFORM. 
  MAYA THE DRUMMER... 
  >> HUH? 
  >> GOTCHA! 
  (tires squealing) 
  (gun clicking) 
  >> (gasp) 
  >> ONA HEART CRYSTAL PO GO, 
  PLEASE. 
  GO! 
  (zapping) 
  >> AHHH! 
  OH! 
  >> HOW DARE A HEART-SNATCHER 
  SHOW UP HERE? 
  >> TRANSFORM! 
  >> MM-HMM. 
  MOON... 
  COSMIC... 
  POWER! 
   SAILOR MOON... 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO 
   SAILOR MOON... 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO 
  () 
   SAILOR MOON  
  >> MARS... STAR... POWER! 
   SAILOR MARS, SAILOR MARS 
   SAILOR MARS, SAILOR MARS  
  >> I'LL BE HITTING THE ROAD 
  WITH THAT HEART CRYSTAL NOW. 
  >> OH NO, YOU WON'T! 
  THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOING TO 
  BE HITTING IS ROCK BOTTOM, 
  YOU SLIMY, 
  HEART-SNATCHING CREEPSTRESS! 
  I AM SAILOR MOON, 
  THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. 
  SO, LOOK OUT, 
  YOU HEART-SNATCHER. 
  I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE 
  THIS DRUMMER'S HEART, 
  SO JUST BEAT IT! 
  >> I AM SAILOR MARS! 
  I HAVE THE POWER OF FIRE. 
  WHEN THE HEAT IS ON, 
  YOCAN BET THAT THE HEAT'S 
  GONNA BE ON YOU. 
  >> MY NAME'S EUCHIAL, AND I'M 
  MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. 
  RAHH! 
  I COME FROM THE BUREAU 
  OF BAD BEHAVIOUR! 
  >> BAD HAIR-DOS, YOU MEAN? 
  >> OR BAD BREATH. 
  >> SAWYER, GET OUT HERE. 
  (hissing) 
  >> HI THERE! 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> THESE TWITS WANNA STAND 
  IN MY WAY! 
  >> THAT'S NOT VERY NICE 
  OF YOU, TWITS! 
  GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SPARK 
  A LITTLE COOPERATION OUT OF YOU. 
  >>> AHHH! 
  (yelping) 
  >> (laughing) 
  THAT'S IT. 
  FEEL THE RHYTHM. 
  >> NOT MORE PARTY CRASHERS! 
  >> I AM SAILOR URANUS, 
  AND I WON'T LET YOU HAVE 
  THIS CRYSTAL! 
  >> SAME GOES FOR ME! 
  NEPTUNE'S MY NAME 
  AND SAVING HEART CRYSTAL'S 
  MY GAME. 
  >> HEY, NEPTUNE! 
  THAT'S MY CRYSTAL. 
  I FOUND IT FIRST. 
  >> IT'S NOT WHO FINDS IT 
  THAT COUNTS. 
  IT'S WHO ENDS UP WITH IT. 
  NOW SCRAM! 
  >> IT'S NOT PURE ANYWAY, 
  SO YOUR MISSION'S A FAILURE 
  ON ALL COUNTS. 
  (zapping) 
  >> RATS! 
  SAWYER, BE SURE TO DRUM 
  SOME MANNERS INTO THEM! 
  >> HA HA HA HA! 
  FOLLOW THE BEAT 
  TO YOUR OWN DEFEAT! 
  >> DO YOU THINK 
  WE SHOULD HELP THEM THIS TIME? 
  >> LET'S GIVE THEM A CHANCE 
  TO PROVE THEY'RE REAL SCOUTS. 
  >> SHOULD BE INTERESTING. 
  >> FOLLOW THE BEAT 
  TO YOUR OWN DEFEAT! 
  OH, YEAH! 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> DOUBLE TROUBLE COMING DOWN! 
  AR YOU READY TO MAKE 
  BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER? 
  >> HUH? 
  >> ARE YOU MENTAL? 
  >> WE'RE NOT EVEN TUNED! 
  >> THAT'S OKAY. 
  I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HARMONY. 
  HA HA ! 
  JUSTARM! 
  >>> (screaming) 
  >> HER, TAKE HER! 
  TAKE HER! 
  >> YOU'RE SUCH A TRAITOR! 
  >> I'M NOT A TRAITOR! 
  I'M JUST BEING SPINELESS. 
  >> WHATEVER! 
  WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK... 
  >> TOGETHER! 
  >>> HUH? 
  WHO SAID THAT? 
  >> LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT A FAN. 
  I'M HERE TO HELP MY FELLOW 
  SCOUTS WHO'VE TOTALLY HAD 
  A MELTDOWN IN THE "STICK 
  TOGETHER" DEPARTMENT. 
  >> THE VOICE. 
  I KNOW THAT ICE. 
  >> I AM MINI MOON, CHAMPION OF 
  JUSTICE AND TOGETHERNESS! 
  I AM THE FUTURE! 
  BUT I FIGHT EVIL HERE AND NOW. 
  AND THAT WOULD BE YOU. 
  >>> AHH! 
  >> WHAT, MINI MOON? 
  >> I'M NOT GOING EASY ON YOU 
  JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE RUNT. 
  >> PINK SUGAR... 
  HEART... 
  ATTACK! 
  HUH? 
  HEY, YOU WORKED EVERY TIME 
  IN PRACTICE. 
  YOU CAN'T LET ME DOWN NOW. 
  >> BRAT! 
  >> OWW! 
  I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT. 
  THAT WAS MEAN. 
  >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE 
  AT PRESCHOOL? 
  >> PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> UH-OH... 
  >> OWW! 
  OW, OW, OW! 
  (yelping) 
   OUCH! 
  MERCY, AHH, AHH! 
  STOP! 
  AHH, AHH, OOH! 
  >> AHH! 
  GOTTA GET THIS OFF! 
  FINISH THAT MANIAC! 
  () 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO 
   SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON...  
  >> MOON... 
  SPIRAL... 
  HEART... 
  ATTACK! 
  >> (groaning) 
  NOOO! 
  SAWYER! 
  (zapping) 
  (whooshing) 
  >>> (crowd chattering) 
  >> HIGHER! 
  I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 
  YOUR MEATBALLS ARE IN THE WAY. 
  >> CAN IT, MINI BRAT. 
  THE SHOW HASN'T 
  EVEN STARTED YET. 
  >> WHO'S THE CUPIE-PIE, SERENA? 
  >> CUTIE-PIE? 
  WHAT CUTIE-PIE? 
  >> UH, THE ONE ON YOUR BACK 
  THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 
  >>> NO WAY! 
  I DON'T LOOK LIKE HER! 
  >> SHE'S JUST MY COUSIN 
  FROM OUT OF TOWN. 
  >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 
  IT'S TIME FOR THE HIGHLIGHT 
  PERFORMANCE WE'VE ALL BEEN 
  WAITING FOR TONIGHT. 
  PLEASE WELCOME MISS MAYA! 
  >>> (cheering) 
   (drum beating)  
  >> SO, RINI, WHAT'S THE REASON 
  YOU CAME HERE 
  TO BUG ME THIS TIME? 
  >> MOTHER TOLD ME TO COME BACK 
  TO EARTH TO BECOME 
  A SAILOR SCOUT LIKE YOU. 
  >> WHAT? 
  YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK 
  WITH YOU AGAIN? 
  >> YEP! 
  >> (groaning) 
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